whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this
— Matthew Gray Gubler (via astronomized)
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go
Have you ever heard of the Procrastinator’s support groups?
They’re always put off til tomorrow…
i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters
And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been  days since our last harry potter marathon”
The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.